Its time to make all the lolcat addicts smile. From now on, Saturdays shall be known as Caturdays. And to commemorate the occasion, here are a few LOLCat motivational posters for ya:
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Flirty Girl Stripper Boutique
July 4th, 2009 02:21pm by flipvine
Yes, indeed, meet “The Flirty Girls” – Kerry and Krista. Apparently they’re the marketing faces (ASSets?) of Flirty Girl Fitness. I really wish I just came across their site either by accident or because I was looking to install one of these in my apartment. Unfortunately, I found them by clicking through an ad on sinkpock’s excellent Weight Loss Program post.
I kid you not, these girls are selling stripper poles to housewives (and I’m not talking about strip club house moms) to help them lose weight.
A slightly different marketing wrapper on the same store at Flirty Stripper Pole has the following quote:
Because we have hundreds of women pole dancing in our clubs every day, we know what it takes to make a quality stripper pole!
Umm.. so these are “Strippers Entrepreneur” as far as I can tell. Don’t get me wrong, I have quite a bit of strip club experience under my belt.. err.. on my lap? I’m just not one hundred percent confident that dancing on stripper poles is the safest and best way for women to lose weight. I mean, what happened to a healthy diet, self-control, regular exercise regimen, etc, etc. I’d hate to be the Flirty Girl Fitness lawyer when the summons for the first lawsuit about somebody breaking their neck comes tappin’ on the door.
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IndepenDance Day – it will eat you
July 4th, 2009 02:08pm by flipvine
Yes, yes, spelling intended correct, sic sic. I know how to spell independence, its just that the guy in this poster is a dancer, couldn’t resist the attempt at the pun.
People enjoy the Junkanoo parade as a dancer passes by at the Goombay Festival on June 6, 2009 in Coconut Grove, Florida. The festival is a celebration of culture expression embracing the legacy of a Bahamian-rooted community.
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-07-04
July 4th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- Follow these folks: @JMatthewRiva @LifeQuips @comedybot @urbandaily @sargedunn1 @scottmaldonado @1linemadness @bigredspark #FollowFriday #ff #
- RT @spidermann Palin & Sanford sitting in a tree…R-E-S-I-G-N-I-N-G. First came scandal, then came quittin’, then came Trig in a helmet. #
- RT @gaksdesigns The Evolution Of Space Cruiser Design: A Gallery http://bit.ly/QLTlt <– you know you want the nerd in you to see this! #
- More Follow Friday Goodness: @artistic_dreams @hiddenatheist @funnyfromtheweb @ivantumanov @LiLBellachka @adamhelfgott @LiquidWeb #ff #
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Chocolate P(arty|enis) Hats
July 2nd, 2009 10:53pm by flipvine
Cowboy, Viking and Tophat respectively
As part of my research for the McGangBang post, I came across some coverage of the topic on Chocolate Party Hats’ blog that says its more appropriate to call it a McThreeSome. So, intrigued by the name of the site, I read the guy’s post – here’s a quote:
I love food…oh really Dick? You invented that goddamn chocolate DickHat for cripes sake! Yeah, but I really wish I had invented the McGangBang.
So, I proceeded to investigate. Apparently, Chocolate Party Hats (I suppose Chocolate Penis Hats are harder to get search engine hits for, although you also have DickHat.com – eh) .. where was I, oh yeah .. Chocolate Party Hats are basically little hats (you can’t specify a size when placing an order on the site, so I assume this is some sort of one-size-fits-all deal) that you put on your dick before the lady (and we know all girls love chocolate .. I guess that’s the thinking behind this?) eats it.
Here’s another quote from the Chocolate Penis .. err.. Party Hats site:
Add excitement and flavor to your next bedroom adventure!
Looking to spice things up a bit with your lover? Since February 2008 well over 1000 people have topped their members with a flavored fashion statement that is made of the Lamborghini of chocolates called Callebaut. It is the smoothest sweet dark imported Belgian chocolate you or your lover will ever put in their mouth! Go ahead and try one or two of our fashionably hilarious styles today.
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