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I’ll have what he had

May 10th, 2010 12:43am by flipvine

What He Had

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What’s on your mind, you Guinness drinker you…

October 12th, 2009 10:03pm by flipvine

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So can anyone make the same kind of picture for me with vodka shots instead of guinness?? ;)

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5 Shots of Jack will cure anything

September 10th, 2009 03:15pm by flipvine

Just got another one from the same friend that sent me the “reason to stop drinking” joke:

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”

The bartender asks “Are you having a bad day?”

The guy says, “Nope, I’m celebrating my first blowjob!”

The bartender congradulates him and says, “Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house.”

The guy replies, “No thanks, if this doesn’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

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A reason to stop drinking

September 10th, 2009 03:07pm by flipvine

A friend of mine just sent me this excellent joke:

A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke.

The bartender asks why he doesn’t want his usual shot of whiskey.

“I quit drinking” the man replies. Last night I blew chunks.

What’s so horrible about that?” the bartender asks. Everyone gets sick once in a while after a long night of drinking

“No, no,” the man replies. “You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog”

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