When animals attack!
July 2nd, 2009 12:42am by flipvine
We’ve all been there – getting barked at by a weiner-dog, or pounced on by a lion while taking a poop out in the Serengeti. Animals are unpredictable, driven by instinct, and sometimes they just want to ruin your day. Here’s a little look into their behavior, brought to you by Animal Planet.
This might be her last poop - ever
Sometimes animals just like to mess with you and take your food
Keep a close eye on your kids, you never know when Pedobear might sneak up on them.
I highly advise against selecting an asshat such as this
Finally, as a word of caution - bears in Russia have been known to get lazy and chase you in cabs instead of on foot. Very few can get away from a bear equipped with this mode of transportation.
There you have it folks, that concludes our Animal Attack Advisory.
Tags: animals, asshat, attack, demotivation posters, fail, pedobear