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The new Trojan Man – feels like nothing’s there!

July 8th, 2009 09:42am by flipvine

Picture 3Ladies, Gentlemen, Friends, Romans, Countrymen and of course Horses, rejoice! According to new Trojan ads, their new Ecstasy-flavored condoms “Feel like nothing’s there!”.

Now, I see a couple points of irony in this particular flavor of advertising. Umm.. looks lemony-yellow to me, but that’s beside the point.

“Nothing’s there” – that’s what she said.  That would be the first point of irony.  I mean, if you’re having sex, I would imagine you’d WANT to have something there.  (Actually, let me know if I’m completely off-base on this one – for instance if the whole Ecstasy thing is actually the opposite of the Magnum line and is actually meant for people who suffer from a total lack of genitals – I really didn’t do my research on this one, but I did laugh for about 6 minutes after seeing that ad).

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