If you saw that when ordering ice-cream, and you actually wanted some, would you order it by its real name or by what’s on the label? And how awkward would it be to ask for some nuts with that?
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Those crazy cats are at it again – 16 cattacular pics
July 13th, 2009 01:34am by flipvineFor those of you who enjoy a good chuckle, here’s a collection of cat pictures (sorry, we forgot to celebrate caturday this saturday, but we’re sure this collection of pics will more than make up for it:
Sometimes life just isn't fair
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Hayden Panettiere in Attack of the Clones
July 13th, 2009 12:39am by flipvineI knew she was in a Star Wars movie somewhere. Wait, no, I think that’s just her new HEROES skill. I’ll take all 8!
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Hung – HBO is empowering the male ego
July 12th, 2009 10:46pm by flipvineWell, I have to say, after watching tonight’s episode of “Hung” (entitled “Can I call you Dick?”) I have to say I am quite impressed with the show. It is certainly funny, but I’m not going to reveal anything about it (not that it deserves that kind of anti-spoiler treatment, but you have to watch it to appreciate it). In case you’re wondering, the ending credits song for this episode is “Mickey Avalon – My Dick”. Read on for the lyrics lmao.
Oh, and HBO is running a contest in which you come up with an ad to Pimp Ray, and in which you might win 10K. The best ads will be featured on Facebook. Here’s my take on the matter:
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Dead Fish Bitch
July 11th, 2009 07:00am by stultzie
Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.
The “Amora sex academy” that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan, “Finally — an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything.”
The show features several life-sized plastic models, naked and in various positions. One female mannequin lights up when touched in the right spot. A voice shrieks “That’s it!” when the visitor manages to put his finger on the elusive G-spot.
Practice makes perfect, no?
…even when it is stiff, cold and unresponsive, apparently.
They claim the mannequins speak when one hits the ‘right spot’, though, so perhaps they are responsive (sadly more so than some females).
LADIES!
Don’t let plastic outdo you!
If there is one thing I’ve taken from this article, it’s that the ladies need to assert themselves! Talking mannequins are a step away from A.I. sex partners, and if they were to come into development whose fault would that be? Every dead fish bitch out there that makes their partner have to guess. Sorry! Just saying. And no I don’t mean fake it! Be constructive…be honest! Think about it though…they don’t have scrotums that reward you for superior juggling. Only women cluing in, otherwise lost and confused, men! Seriously though…models of women with fabricated talking g spots?
TERRIBLE!
What, oh what, has the sex world come to?
andddddddd btw
if you’re offended…
you’re obviously a dead fish bitch!
check yo’self…
because you’re the problem!
(and you’re the kind of girl I would push out of bed)
((unlike Megan Fox…or Lucy Lawless, who are obviously A+) Read the rest of this entry »
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