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Hung – HBO is empowering the male ego

July 12th, 2009 10:46pm by flipvine

Well, I have to say, after watching tonight’s episode of “Hung” (entitled “Can I call you Dick?”) I have to say I am quite impressed with the show.  It is certainly funny, but I’m not going to reveal anything about it (not that it deserves that kind of anti-spoiler treatment, but you have to watch it to appreciate it).  In case you’re wondering, the ending credits song for this episode is “Mickey Avalon – My Dick”.  Read on for the lyrics lmao.

Oh, and HBO is running a contest in which you come up with an ad to Pimp Ray, and in which you might win 10K.  The best ads will be featured on Facebook.  Here’s my take on the matter:


My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you’re fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don’t even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin’,
Your dick good for nothin’.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don’t fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick ’nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

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