Meet Gregory McCalium.
This 23 year old got dropped by 71 year old Frank Corti of Oxford, UK, after breaking into his home.
“Mr Corti said he was woken in the middle of the night by noises in his house and was confronted by the knife-wielding McCalium when he went to investigate. He said McCalium “took a slash” at him, but Mr Corti ducked and threw two big right hooks at the lout.”
Corti proceeded to preform a citizens arrest while he waited for police to arrive, and McCalium was then sentenced to four and a half years in jail. I can only imagine what his cell mates are going to do to him upon hearing he was manhandled by a granddaddy.
You, sir, have failed!
SUCKS TO BE YOU
on a completely unrelated note, check out THE TALE OF THE CRACK FOX.
I just stumbled upon it and it made me EL OH EL
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