Promo for Disney’s adaptation of true blood I think 
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The cutest pussy riding a big cock
June 25th, 2009 06:15pm by popzikle
Barbie: Tattooed and Knocked Up
June 25th, 2009 01:42pm by stultzie
Tattoo Barbie made her debut in London earlier this April and since then, she has been receiving mixed reviews. Some think she is neat, allowing children to customize her skin and clothes as well as their own bodies with the ‘tattoo gun’ included in the packaging, while others proclaim that Matel has lost its mind. If the tattoos are the principle issue, then why stop with scrutiny of this doll? What about the tattoos I remember receiving in ‘goodie bags’ from birthday parties? Fairs? Prize counters at arcades? There was no controversy there, at least that I can recall.
Or maybe there is controversy because Barbie is supposed to be a role model for little girls. If THAT’S why parents are heated then maybe they should have a more active role in their children’s lives. Maybe they should realize that barbie has been, and always will be, a provocative slut with idealistic measurements who has been setting unattainable standards for little girls for years. Well, except for this one…
Barbie’s friend Midge
Sexy
Single
Knocked Up
Good job Matel, always pushing the envelope.
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Lenin, Trotsky, Cramer and Sanders – surprising, bizzare, even weird!
June 24th, 2009 06:58pm by flipvineI have to say, I never expected to find Russian revolutionaries living amongs us here in the US. Perhaps its some sort of time travel thing, or maybe family resemblance? I have no idea, but take a look at these:
Jim Cramer from CNBC’s “Mad Money with Jim Cramer” and Vladimir Lenin. Yup, striking resemblance, no? I wonder if Lenin had a big board of sound effects to choose from during his speeches at rallies and such?
Harland Sanders, better known as Colonel Sanders of KFC looks like Leon Trostsky, another Russian Bolshevik revolutionary. I mean, clean up the haircut a little bit. Upgrade the glasses, put on an apron, etc. You get the picture
Here are the original posts: Leon Trotsky totally looks like Colonel Sanders and Jim Cramer totally looks like Vladimir Lenin on TotallyLooksLike.com. Cool site, you can look forward to us investigating this and other look-a-like situations further. If you know of any – send ‘em to us so we can investigate!
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Fucking China…
June 22nd, 2009 03:56pm by stultzieis a concept I have been toying around with recently, ya know, for blogging purposes. A series, if you will, as I always find myself muttering, ‘fucking China’ about some random issue or story. It’s not that I’m racist or anything, I don’t HATE China, it’s just easier for me to feel ’some-sorta-way’ about their culture and practices than most other places in the world. I honestly cant explain why I am this way nor will I defend the fact that I am; it is what it is.
FUCKING CHINA 1.
“Beginning July 1, officials in Guangzhou will enforce a new regulation that allows only one dog per household. The law will impact all families, so households that currently have two or more canines will be forced to choose which dog stays and which must go.”
“Although officials have refused to talk to the Western news media about the controversial law, it appears to be part of an effort to control the growing stray dog population.”
“Mass dog killing campaigns and rabies outbreaks are common in China…
As you can see, I have uploaded a photo of a dog; my dog. This is because she was beside me as I read this ; judging harshly, no doubt. As I considered how it would feel to have to make such a choice, I settled on the fact that I would rather kill myself than facilitate a fluffy death sentence. As an avid lover of animals, I cannot imagine having to make that kind of decision and I wish ungodly things upon those who are responsible for passing such a law. Why does it not surprise me that you would want to murder every other Lassie, Sparky, and Spot, China? This article made me sick, fuck you.
FUCKING CHINA 2.
Don’t think I forgot about your Olympic scandal, China…
(i didn’t)
“A 7-year-old Chinese girl was not good-looking enough for the Olympics opening ceremony, so another little girl with a pixie smile lip-synced Ode to the Motherland…”
“…it’s in the national interest…”
So let me get this straight, by hiding ‘the-ugly-one’ and making a mockery of your national anthem you were doing what was best for your country? WTF CHINA!? It was both shallow and disgusting and it was arrogance that led you to believe you could deceive the entire world. With the whole overpopulation issue you really couldn’t find a child that was both talented and pretty? I’m not buying it.
FUCKING CHINA 3.
Apparently, saline injections are becoming increasingly popular in the Japanese alternative club scene. Now, before I go any further, if you’re wondering what compelled me to put a story about Japan in a blog with gripes about China, I’ll tell you; because Japan is guilty by geographic association. Now lets move along, shall we?
“…saline infusion is a gradual process and you become a freak progressively. That’s the joy of it…”
“Inflation isn’t painful, it’s more of a weird sensation – but it is the act of using the body and seeking another experience. It’s a bit tight. If your head gets really full, you feel a lot of pressure.”
The article uses words like ‘play’ and ‘joy’ in describing this, not new, but newly popular fad. Had I been the one covering this story, ‘troubling’ would surely grace the page alongside ‘hideous’ and ’sick’. I’m no stranger to alternative club scenes, and don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen my fair share of ‘play’, but this, I just can’t seem to grasp. Help me out here Chin—-er, um Japan. I can come up with plentiful Godzilla jokes on my own without your people warping into his likeliness. Furthermore, it isn’t permanent (which makes you a pussy) and it looks awful (which makes you a jackass). You’re making it far too easy for me to think of things I probably shouldn’t ever say…
and on that note, additional images of prehistoric looking club kids can be found here.
le fin.
for now, at least.
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If I can’t abuse my bartender my wife will have to do
June 21st, 2009 03:27am by stultzie
A Spanish bar is encouraging clients to insult its staff – and offering free drinks for original or hilarious abuse.
“When you come in after work, you can swear at them and call them bastard or imbecile,” said client Antonio Ossa.
He told state news agency EFE the promotion by the Casa Pocho bar, in the southern town of Cullera near Valencia, seemed like a good idea to him.
Polish-born bar owner Bernard Mariusz said he thought people needed somewhere to release their frustrations at a time of economic crisis, employing the Spanish language’s rich store of earthy obscenities.
“That way they won’t let it out on their family,” he said.
-Reuters
Refreshing, no? I enjoy the idea of receiving complimentary beverages for, “hilarious abuse”. I also like that there is a place where abuse can be what it truly is, and was meant to be; hilarious. I think they could take it further though. Create an abuse-o-meter maybe to stimulate creativity. Something classic like, ‘fuckhead’ or in poor taste like ‘cum-guzzling-faggot’ could warrant a well drink, accusing the bartender of being the milkman’s bastard child could be rewarded with a specialty cocktail of sorts and if you get them to attack you, and/or quit, I’m thinking top shelf allllllllllllll night. Especially if the attack is physical.
I suppose all of this could prevent the working individual from taking their frustrations out on their loved ones (as the owner speculates it will).
Just might work!
Well, if your home life can be summed up in the below image, it may be successful.
These drawings sure are great, no?
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