Ok folks, we’ll start with an innocent enough picture. Just to introduce you to the Om nom nom nom concept if you haven’t seen it before. I warn you, the rest of the posters, and especially the last animated gif may be quite NSFW. In fact, let me just tell you outright – if you’re at work, don’t even try to look at the bottom of the post, it is NSFWAA – Not Safe For Work At All.
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Cowboy, Viking and Tophat respectively
As part of my research for the McGangBang post, I came across some coverage of the topic on Chocolate Party Hats’ blog that says its more appropriate to call it a McThreeSome. So, intrigued by the name of the site, I read the guy’s post – here’s a quote:
I love food…oh really Dick? You invented that goddamn chocolate DickHat for cripes sake! Yeah, but I really wish I had invented the McGangBang.
So, I proceeded to investigate. Apparently, Chocolate Party Hats (I suppose Chocolate Penis Hats are harder to get search engine hits for, although you also have DickHat.com – eh) .. where was I, oh yeah .. Chocolate Party Hats are basically little hats (you can’t specify a size when placing an order on the site, so I assume this is some sort of one-size-fits-all deal) that you put on your dick before the lady (and we know all girls love chocolate .. I guess that’s the thinking behind this?) eats it.
Here’s another quote from the Chocolate Penis .. err.. Party Hats site:
Add excitement and flavor to your next bedroom adventure!
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As a followup to our McDonalds and Burgers – unnerving expose into the underbelly of America post we’ve decided to further investigate the culture, traditions and rituals of burger-lovers. Today we touch upon an especially troubling ritual that has come to bear the name “McGangBang“. It was first brought to our attention by the burger historians at Eat Me Daily, who have chronicled the evolution of the McGangBang from its prehistoric roots (May 26, 2006) to present times – feel free to read through it and do your own research, as the topic is not only fascinating. But beware, just reading about it could clog your arteries and possibly cause nausea, indigestion, diarrhea, heart-burn, vomitting, headaches, lack of sex-drive, weight-gain – and may even cause tooth decay!!
If you’re still not afraid, read on for the glorious, gory details:
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