- RT @Ameripure Strange Fact – A group of crows is called a murder. #
- Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. #funnys #
- How do you tell an introverted geek from an extroverted geek? An extroverted geek looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you. #jokes #
- "Knock Knock" .. "Who's There" .. ( very long pause ) .. "Java." #jokes #
- Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender. #jokes #
- Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. #jokes #
- The only "intuitive" user interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. #jokes #
- RT @halupki9: I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia. – Woody Allen #
- The word "algorithm" was coined to recognise Al Gore's contribution to computer science. #jokes #
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