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Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-16

August 16th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
  • RT @Ameripure Strange Fact – A group of crows is called a murder. #
  • Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. #funnys #
  • How do you tell an introverted geek from an extroverted geek? An extroverted geek looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you. #jokes #
  • "Knock Knock" .. "Who's There" .. ( very long pause ) .. "Java." #jokes #
  • Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender. #jokes #
  • Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. #jokes #
  • The only "intuitive" user interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. #jokes #
  • RT @halupki9: I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia. – Woody Allen #
  • The word "algorithm" was coined to recognise Al Gore's contribution to computer science. #jokes #

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