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Archive for July, 2009
Grandpa said knock you out!
July 1st, 2009 04:05pm by stultzieMeet Gregory McCalium.
This 23 year old got dropped by 71 year old Frank Corti of Oxford, UK, after breaking into his home.
“Mr Corti said he was woken in the middle of the night by noises in his house and was confronted by the knife-wielding McCalium when he went to investigate. He said McCalium “took a slash” at him, but Mr Corti ducked and threw two big right hooks at the lout.”
Corti proceeded to preform a citizens arrest while he waited for police to arrive, and McCalium was then sentenced to four and a half years in jail. I can only imagine what his cell mates are going to do to him upon hearing he was manhandled by a granddaddy.
You, sir, have failed!
SUCKS TO BE YOU
on a completely unrelated note, check out THE TALE OF THE CRACK FOX.
I just stumbled upon it and it made me EL OH EL
BBC
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-07-01
July 1st, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @gansettbeach Oh, you hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. #funnys #
- RT @sargedunn1: The Fire Department advises against using the Kitchen Smoke Alarm as a Cooking Timer. #funnys #
- RT @sargedunn1: Ok, so an elephant walks into a bar… and now it’s closed for renovations. #funnys #
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