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is a concept I have been toying around with recently, ya know, for blogging purposes. A series, if you will, as I always find myself muttering, ‘fucking China’ about some random issue or story. It’s not that I’m racist or anything, I don’t HATE China, it’s just easier for me to feel ’some-sorta-way’ about their culture and practices than most other places in the world. I honestly cant explain why I am this way nor will I defend the fact that I am; it is what it is.
FUCKING CHINA 1.
“Beginning July 1, officials in Guangzhou will enforce a new regulation that allows only one dog per household. The law will impact all families, so households that currently have two or more canines will be forced to choose which dog stays and which must go.”
“Although officials have refused to talk to the Western news media about the controversial law, it appears to be part of an effort to control the growing stray dog population.”
“Mass dog killing campaigns and rabies outbreaks are common in China…
As you can see, I have uploaded a photo of a dog; my dog. This is because she was beside me as I read this ; judging harshly, no doubt. As I considered how it would feel to have to make such a choice, I settled on the fact that I would rather kill myself than facilitate a fluffy death sentence. As an avid lover of animals, I cannot imagine having to make that kind of decision and I wish ungodly things upon those who are responsible for passing such a law. Why does it not surprise me that you would want to murder every other Lassie, Sparky, and Spot, China? This article made me sick, fuck you.
FUCKING CHINA 2.
Don’t think I forgot about your Olympic scandal, China…
(i didn’t)
“A 7-year-old Chinese girl was not good-looking enough for the Olympics opening ceremony, so another little girl with a pixie smile lip-synced Ode to the Motherland…”
“…it’s in the national interest…”
So let me get this straight, by hiding ‘the-ugly-one’ and making a mockery of your national anthem you were doing what was best for your country? WTF CHINA!? It was both shallow and disgusting and it was arrogance that led you to believe you could deceive the entire world. With the whole overpopulation issue you really couldn’t find a child that was both talented and pretty? I’m not buying it.
FUCKING CHINA 3.
Apparently, saline injections are becoming increasingly popular in the Japanese alternative club scene. Now, before I go any further, if you’re wondering what compelled me to put a story about Japan in a blog with gripes about China, I’ll tell you; because Japan is guilty by geographic association. Now lets move along, shall we?
“…saline infusion is a gradual process and you become a freak progressively. That’s the joy of it…”
“Inflation isn’t painful, it’s more of a weird sensation – but it is the act of using the body and seeking another experience. It’s a bit tight. If your head gets really full, you feel a lot of pressure.”
The article uses words like ‘play’ and ‘joy’ in describing this, not new, but newly popular fad. Had I been the one covering this story, ‘troubling’ would surely grace the page alongside ‘hideous’ and ’sick’. I’m no stranger to alternative club scenes, and don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen my fair share of ‘play’, but this, I just can’t seem to grasp. Help me out here Chin—-er, um Japan. I can come up with plentiful Godzilla jokes on my own without your people warping into his likeliness. Furthermore, it isn’t permanent (which makes you a pussy) and it looks awful (which makes you a jackass). You’re making it far too easy for me to think of things I probably shouldn’t ever say…
and on that note, additional images of prehistoric looking club kids can be found here.
le fin.
for now, at least.
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“Onlookers at the Calgary Zoo were shocked Tuesday when a western lowland gorilla picked up a knife and pointed it at a troop mate…”
“Laurie Herron, spokeswoman for the Calgary Zoo, said the knife was accidentally left by one of the gorilla keepers who was cleaning out the exhibit…”
When I’m cleaning around the house I leave random things laying around, sure. Things like my cell phone (because it’s always in my hand), lip gloss (because I compulsively reapply every 5-7 minutes), maybe a beverage even, but a knife? Pretty big “whoopsie” considering the environment. In all fairness, none of the animals were injured and the person responsible claims to feel horrible, BUT…
“Earlier this year, zoo officials admitted it was human error (a lack of oxygen) that was likely the main cause for the suffocation deaths of 41 cow nose rays.”
YOUR ZOO IS AN EPIC FAILURE.
sorry.
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Nothing quite like a cop with a condescending sense of humor! It’s not like you see that every day…
I’ve selected the most noteworthy aspects of the article to share here, as I realize many of you are only on this page for a quick cheap thrill. If you are interested in the full story, as if there’s really all that much to say, I have provided a link for swift simple blog hopping. Should you feel so inclined, click ‘kitchen bitch’ to find out more.
A highway patrol officer has admitted writing “kitchen bitch” as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
“I told him I was a kitchen hand and part-time chef. I never said I was a ‘kitchen bitch‘.”
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