Are you kidding me? This is a real product? “Chocolate drizzled cramel corn with peanuts” lmao
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Today we bring you perhaps one of the most NSFW and specifically Not Safe For Your Lunch at Work video – EVER. We’re talking cutting open a cyst – with a scalpel after some beer anesthesia. Here’s the technical definition:
A cyst is a closed sac having a distinct membrane and division on the nearby tissue. It may contain air, fluids, or semi-solid material. A collection of pus is called an abscess, not a cyst. Once formed, a cyst could go away on its own or may have to be removed through surgery.
In this particular case, it looks like it had to be removed through amateur surgery lmao.
The whole thing reminded me a little bit of kids playing Operation. “Broken heart? Of Course! .. bzzzzzzttt .. Operation!”
Although I suppose in this case, it’ll be more like “Puss-and-cottage-cheese-filled-cyst? Of Course! … bzzzzzzzztttt .. (girl throwing up in background sound effects) .. Yuk yuk yuk.. Opera.. (girl throwing up again) .. tion.” Anyways, I’ll stop building it up more, don’t say I didn’t warn you:
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This story is awesome. Like, SO awesome.
Instead of making any additional commentary on the article, I’m just going to bold the most awesome-est parts!
PROVIDENCE—A woman being driven to Rhode Island’s mental hospital was struck by a bus transporting prisoners after she jumped out of a taxi and ran across the highway.
State Police Capt. James Swanberg said the woman assaulted a cab driver taking her to the Eleanor Slater Hospital in Cranston on Tuesday morning, causing the taxi to strike a guardrail on Interstate 95 in Providence.
The woman ran across the highway without her shirt on and police say she was struck by a bus carrying prisoners, presumably to court in Providence. The woman suffered non-life threatening injuries and was taken to Rhode Island Hospital, police said.
The prisoners were placed on a second bus. Swanberg says the woman will face charges of simple assault and disorderly conduct.
God bless you, you crazy bitch.
And while I’m feeling ’spiritual’ I’d also like to thank the late J.C. for preventing a tragedy such as a 12 car pile up, as I’m sure untamed breasts swinging about on a highway could have been a little distracting to other drivers.
though the poster raises a valid point…
hmmm… to scratch or not to scratch that last comment
now i’m just torn
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