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Crazy Naked Lady Struck by Prison Bus

July 10th, 2009 04:12pm by stultzie

womanhitbybusThis story is awesome. Like, SO awesome.

Instead of making any additional commentary on the article, I’m just going to bold the most awesome-est parts!

PROVIDENCE—A woman being driven to Rhode Island’s mental hospital was struck by a bus transporting prisoners after she jumped out of a taxi and ran across the highway.

State Police Capt. James Swanberg said the woman assaulted a cab driver taking her to the Eleanor Slater Hospital in Cranston on Tuesday morning, causing the taxi to strike a guardrail on Interstate 95 in Providence.

The woman ran across the highway without her shirt on and police say she was struck by a bus carrying prisoners, presumably to court in Providence. The woman suffered non-life threatening injuries and was taken to Rhode Island Hospital, police said.

The prisoners were placed on a second bus. Swanberg says the woman will face charges of simple assault and disorderly conduct.

God bless you, you crazy bitch.

And while I’m feeling ’spiritual’ I’d also like to thank the late J.C. for preventing a tragedy such as a 12 car pile up, as I’m sure untamed breasts swinging about on a highway could have been a little distracting to other drivers.


though the poster raises a valid point…

hmmm… to scratch or not to scratch that last comment

now i’m just torn

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