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The Joy of Sound (and related websites)

January 27th, 2010 08:33pm by flipvine

vaderNote, I didn’t say joy-ous sounds, in fact, these sites are pretty much not joyous at all.  But you will enjoy them.

First up is Vader’s blue button, only press it in dire situations (I recommend turning the volume up and pressing it at work, then quickly closing the web browser and muting your computer – and pretending like nothing happened).  There’s also another take on this one – Vader Loves Christmas.

If you’re not a Star Wars fan, but rather a fan of Star Trek, there’s the famous Khaaan! sound.

Umm, lets see.. if you frequently experience high levels of drama in your life, there’s the Drama Button.

And to finish up this auditory twilight zone experience, we’ve got two versions of a nice Sad Trombone which is also known as the sound of failure.

EnJOY!

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Fox News is fair and balanced like a biased elephant riding a see-saw with a blind hamster

August 16th, 2009 01:45pm by flipvine

And I’ve got the map fail to prove it:

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As covered by Failure Magazine:

When Fox News makes a “mistake” in one of its on-screen graphics, there’s usually a clear agenda in evidence. But on Monday, Fox’s Live Desk presented a map of the Middle East with Egypt taking Iraq’s place between Syria and Iran. Other than not wanting to remind viewers how the Bush Administration mucked things up in Iraq, there seems to be little reason why Fox would be motivated to wipe the country off the map.

Yep, yep, yep.  There’s no legend on the map, but it also seems like they labeled Lebanon the same way they labeled the West Bank.  I dunno, I’ve given up watching the news entirely in favor of my own investigative reporting.  But let me tell you, if I was to go back to mainstream news – I’d take the The Onion over Fox News – at least they mean it when they mess with geography.

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Future Failure

June 26th, 2009 07:56pm by sinkpock

The Internets Affect Us AllThe internet, also known as identity masker

The internet, also known as identity masker

Look at me, I'm confused

Look at me, I’m confused – And this is my brother with his hand down my pants. We’re from Germany.

Douchebaggery

Douchebaggery

Can you hear me now ? Cunt ?Can You Hear Me Now ?

Fat Grease Crease Monster Attacking Soda Machine
Fat Grease Crease Monster Attacking Soda Machine
Which one has a vagina?
Which one has a vagina? I would love to suplex the asshole on the right. Is he kidding? I bet his girl has as bigger dick than me.

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