Can anybody tell me what the logic behind these commercials is? I mean, I just don’t get it. Doesn’t get through to me at all.. i feel like the last 5 seconds of each commercial is pretty sufficient. I don’t mind all the little animals, but it just doesn’t seem like a good use of advertising time to me.
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For some unknown reason, I’m really good at finding ridiculous drunk news stories…
AND HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.
A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
A drunk badger shitting in the middle of the road is news?
Love it.
For the sake of shits and giggles while we’re on the topic of badgers…
Remember this classic internet-crack throwback?
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Its time to make all the lolcat addicts smile. From now on, Saturdays shall be known as Caturdays. And to commemorate the occasion, here are a few LOLCat motivational posters for ya:
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After reports the animal had tried to attack a local boy, the police enticed it onto their boat and headed out into the bay to try and drop it off.
On their way out the boat’s lights flashed, the emergency pump and other equipment began turning on and off and the boat lurched from side to side.
The curious deputies left the boat’s bridge to check it out and found the sea lion sitting in the foul-weather steering station below and randomly flicking switches.
I wasn’t aware that sea lions attack small children. I always thought of them as calm and friendly creatures. Shows how much I know, apparently. I cant say I knew they could drive boats either though, so perhaps this lion was a special case.
I now have an image I’d like to share because it’s funny and well, I’d like to share it!
That, and I doubt ill ever have a more appropriate transition into doing so…
hahaha
his fucking FACE
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We’ve all been there – getting barked at by a weiner-dog, or pounced on by a lion while taking a poop out in the Serengeti. Animals are unpredictable, driven by instinct, and sometimes they just want to ruin your day. Here’s a little look into their behavior, brought to you by Animal Planet.
This might be her last poop - ever
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