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Archive for the ‘WTF’ Category
Midget Wrestlers Drugged by Hookers
July 14th, 2009 04:41pm by stultzie
La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.
RIP
Apparently it is common in Mexico for prostitutes to drug and rob their ‘clients’, as was the case with these two luchadores.
The drugs, most likely intended to knock them out, unfortunately proved to be fatal.
Silly hookers…
giving midgets ‘big people’ doses of drugs…
tisk tisk
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Shot on the Potty
July 10th, 2009 04:23pm by stultzie
Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.
Police said the gun belonged to a 56-year-old woman who has a concealed weapons permit.
The case has been referred to the State Attorney’s Office to determine if any charges will be filed.
FAIL.
…and what do they mean IF any charges will be filed? If nothing else she’d AT LEAST be paying my hospital bill. It was an accident, I get that, but a ‘oh shit, my bad’ hardly seems enough to break even on being shot.
(note: it should be obvious, but the image above is NOT the 53 year old victim. I just like pictures and it seemed appropriate enough ;p )
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Crazy Naked Lady Struck by Prison Bus
July 10th, 2009 04:12pm by stultzie
This story is awesome. Like, SO awesome.
Instead of making any additional commentary on the article, I’m just going to bold the most awesome-est parts!
PROVIDENCE—A woman being driven to Rhode Island’s mental hospital was struck by a bus transporting prisoners after she jumped out of a taxi and ran across the highway.
State Police Capt. James Swanberg said the woman assaulted a cab driver taking her to the Eleanor Slater Hospital in Cranston on Tuesday morning, causing the taxi to strike a guardrail on Interstate 95 in Providence.
The woman ran across the highway without her shirt on and police say she was struck by a bus carrying prisoners, presumably to court in Providence. The woman suffered non-life threatening injuries and was taken to Rhode Island Hospital, police said.
The prisoners were placed on a second bus. Swanberg says the woman will face charges of simple assault and disorderly conduct.
God bless you, you crazy bitch.
And while I’m feeling ’spiritual’ I’d also like to thank the late J.C. for preventing a tragedy such as a 12 car pile up, as I’m sure untamed breasts swinging about on a highway could have been a little distracting to other drivers.
though the poster raises a valid point…
hmmm… to scratch or not to scratch that last comment
now i’m just torn
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