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• RT @funnyoneliners I need drugs to support my work habit. (via @DieLaughing) #

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• RT @funnyoneliners God must love calories. He made so many of them. #
• RT @djroyaltykingme Tweeting after sex…. The new smoking #

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• How long does Bill Murray spend in Groundhog Day? http://ow.ly/kkEh #
• RT @RayBeckerman RT @greenmeme: EcoWordly: China’s Iconic Panda May Face Extinction in Two to Three Generations http://bit.ly/8AXIF #

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• RT @Ameripure Strange Fact – A group of crows is called a murder. #
• Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. #funnys #
• How do you tell an introverted geek from an extroverted geek? An extroverted geek looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you. #jokes #
• "Knock Knock" .. "Who's There" .. ( very long pause ) .. "Java." #jokes #
• Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender. #jokes #
• Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. #jokes #
• The only "intuitive" user interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. #jokes #
• RT @halupki9: I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia. – Woody Allen #
• The word "algorithm" was coined to recognise Al Gore's contribution to computer science. #jokes #

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• RT @mgimena Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. <- and a woman with a reason #
• RT @InvasiveNotes Warming Of Arctic Current Over 30 Years Triggers Release Of Methane Gas http://bit.ly/stBD8 <– that stinks #
• @Mandicandi09 lol,yes, everyone does have a lookalike.. just weird when Richard Dawkins looks like Emma Watson re: http://su.pr/1TFVEt in reply to Mandicandi09 #
• RT @dpbkmb RT @sargedunn1: What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. #funnys #
• RT @xrayedman One sign that you have a high maintenance dog: you have to fill their damn water bowl. The toilet just isn't good enough. #

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