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Where Can I Find This Cement Block? (And Girl?)
June 26th, 2009 08:06pm by sinkpock
Does this really need a caption?
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Barbie: Tattooed and Knocked Up
June 25th, 2009 01:42pm by stultzie
Tattoo Barbie made her debut in London earlier this April and since then, she has been receiving mixed reviews. Some think she is neat, allowing children to customize her skin and clothes as well as their own bodies with the ‘tattoo gun’ included in the packaging, while others proclaim that Matel has lost its mind. If the tattoos are the principle issue, then why stop with scrutiny of this doll? What about the tattoos I remember receiving in ‘goodie bags’ from birthday parties? Fairs? Prize counters at arcades? There was no controversy there, at least that I can recall.
Or maybe there is controversy because Barbie is supposed to be a role model for little girls. If THAT’S why parents are heated then maybe they should have a more active role in their children’s lives. Maybe they should realize that barbie has been, and always will be, a provocative slut with idealistic measurements who has been setting unattainable standards for little girls for years. Well, except for this one…
Barbie’s friend Midge
Sexy
Single
Knocked Up
Good job Matel, always pushing the envelope.
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Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men
June 19th, 2009 06:03pm by stultzie
A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.
The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.
Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.
She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.
After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect. Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.
Finally, local police identified the offender and arrested her.
At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.
“It was great,” the unnamed man said.
“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me.”
Earlier today in my pink light brothel post, I scoffed at the concept of women forcing sex upon men. Assuming you are too lazy to read this brief and ridiculous article, I’d like you to take the time to at least read the last two sentences. Even after being drugged and having trauma inflicted upon his penis, this man thought it was, “great”.
I rest my case.
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…but can you ride this bike with no handlebars?
June 19th, 2009 03:40pm by stultzie
There’s a lot about this bike that just doesn’t add up. I’m not even concerned about the absence of handlebars, really; I mean, where the hell are the pedals? After trying to visualize how one could even attempt to ride such a contraption, I’ve come to the conclusion that an item like this is solely meant to be groped, molested and humped at high speeds.
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