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Archive for August, 2009
Hello, 911? Can you give my number to the officer please? lol
August 3rd, 2009 05:02pm by flipvineJust came across this little clip of a woman calling 911 to give a police officer her phone number. I wonder if its a prank call of if she was sincere lmao.
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My baby has gas! Toot!
August 3rd, 2009 01:59pm by flipvine
This has got to be one of the weirdest ads I have ever seen! “My baby has gas! toot!” lmao First thing I thought when I saw the ad is how funny it would look on a t-shirt.
And that’s quite a cloud of gas that baby’s got over its head. Perhaps proper ventilation is in order – or maybe recycling all that methane to heat the house in the winter 
The ad leads to a pretty reasonable article but I think they’re probably getting more clickthroughs from folks that see comedy in the ad rather than a resource for moms.
I wonder if Twitter Moms are anything like Mommy Bloggers (Loren Feldman of 1938media has something to say about them 
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The next funniest ad I’ve seen is the Trojan Extansy ad, which is in a completely different category, but equally bizzare.
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Shame on you Dr. Doctor
August 2nd, 2009 02:17pm by flipvine
I just found this great joke, heh, still laughing as I’m typing this:
A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betraal were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuraning voice in his head that said, “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients.”
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. “You are a sick bastard,” it whispered, “and a terrible veterinarian.”
Seems like a Playboy Party Joke kinda joke, but I can’t vouch for that.
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-02
August 2nd, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- Excellent site: ” Is someone you know @tweetingtoohard? Share it with the world. Submit and vote here: http://tweetingtoohard.com/ #tth ” #
- Poster – SUPERMAN AT 40 – flipvine posters http://su.pr/9NT3CC #
- RT @LifeQuips Who Let the Cows Out? http://bit.ly/1V1FLH #
- RT @AlphaMares Before you criticize the younger generation …remember who raised them. <– aliens?! #
- I upgraded to #HootSuite 2.0 because thats what I do on days that end in Y. http://hootsuite.com/upgrade #
- Pet Strollers – pet obesity predicted to increase 10-fold http://su.pr/2zCkN7 #
- RT @suprlatina: POW!!!! Lol http://twitgoo.com/2074x – ahaha.. that’ll go well with this: http://su.pr/1nUCI6 #
- RT @mashable: Forget the Apple Tablet, Try the MacBook Cake [Pics] – http://bit.ly/15pbn0 .. hehe.. that’s just crapple: http://su.pr/5nd55L #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. #
- RT @comedybot: My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. -Jay London ? #
- RT @CheekyQuotes: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein #
- RT @blissandstuff Ever wanted to make slow walking people disappear? There’s an app for that. #iPhone #
- RT @funniness Rare Bugatti EB110 crashed at Bavaria Racing event in Moscow #funny http://bit.ly/fT3vd <- In Soviet Russia Bugatti crashes u #
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