- RT @mgimena: Join the Army. Meet interesting people, and kill them. #
- RT @laughslast: A fool and his money are a girl's best friend #
- Did you know that banging your head against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour? #
- Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading. #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think "I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of his butt"? #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. #
- RT @sargedunn1 RT @laughslast: Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. #
- WHAT IS THAT? – its the milk you could be saving with geico http://su.pr/7CG4Cg #
- Mental note to self: don't set crotch on fire like this guy. http://su.pr/2rp5MN #
- Thanks for the RTs @adamhelfgott and @laughslast #
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