Anyone know who these fuckers are? It’s fantastic!!!
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Anyone know who these fuckers are? It’s fantastic!!!
Popularity: 80%
You can’t make shit like this up. America’s own two headed sweethearts have finally hit the big time. Born March 7th 2009, this blonde duo would make for the perfect threesome. Just imagine the possibilities! Whether it’s dual pearl necklaces, fucking their neck cleavage, or plain old taking them from behind, grabbing them by the hair, and riding them like a two headed demon from hell, I’m totally ready for the rest of this porn story to unfold. Midget porn is so Web 1.0!
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Lets face it, America is a nation of excess. Take a look at the kid on the right over here. He’s gonna grow up to be the Michelin Man, but right now he’s eating at McDonalds!
In any case, I’ll save the monologue for when I have a show just like Steve Colbert – but for now read on for an unnerving expose into the dark underbelly of America, our addiction to McDonalds and BURGERS!
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