Can’t take credit for this one, read it in Maxim and liked it so much I had to share it:
A man comes out of a bar and hears a woman call from a dark area in the parking lot: “Twenty dollars.” Feeling frisky, he goes for it.
A little while into getting his groove on, a policeman pulls in and shines his patrol car headlights right on the two humping away. The cop yells, “Hey! What are you doing?”
The man yells back, “Having sex with my wife!”
The policeman says, “Sorry, I didn’t know!”
The man replies, “Neither did I till you turned on your headlights.”
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