June 11th, 2009 08:40pm by flipvine

Lets take a look at the standard Swiss Army knife, shall we? Victorinox certainly knows how to pack a lot of features into a little tool. Recently I came across a photo of a circa Cold War Russian Army knife and let me tell you, with all honesty, I think its photoshopped. Take a look here on the right.
I mean seriously, everybody knows Russians drink vodka – and you don’t need corkscrews to open vodka bottles! I think this is probably an Italian Army knife, or maybe a French Army knife – perhaps rebranded for a spy or something like that. ;)
Popularity: 1%
Tags: russian, vodka
Posted in Pictures | No Comments »
June 11th, 2009 06:34pm by flipvine
In the US, by official government decree, the news media can’t say “Swine Flu” anymore. They have to say H1N1. It looks like the BBC still gets a kick out of calling it “swine flu”. Awesome. That means we can still blame this little guy on the right for starting what the World Health Organization now calls a “global flu pandemic”.
“The World Health Organization (WHO) has declared a global flu pandemic after holding an emergency meeting.
It means the swine flu virus is spreading in at least two regions of the world with rising cases being seen in the UK, Australia, Japan and Chile.”
Popularity: 1%
Tags: swine flu
Posted in Pictures | No Comments »
June 11th, 2009 05:08pm by flipvine
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?” she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
“You have 171 sheep,” said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, “if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?”
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. “You’re a blonde! Now give me back my dog.”
Popularity: 1%
Tags: blonde joke
Posted in Jokes, Pictures | No Comments »
June 11th, 2009 04:55pm by flipvine

Now that you’ve gotten a good look at that pic, take another good look. Just wait til we get our Hanes on you
Popularity: 1%
Tags: redneck
Posted in Pictures | No Comments »
June 11th, 2009 04:31pm by flipvine
Heh, this one goes to all the trekkies out there lmao.

Popularity: 1%
Tags: animated gif, star trek
Posted in Pictures | No Comments »