June 30th, 2009 04:12pm by flipvine
I’m not sure what it is about the Irish that they always wind up being such tremendous drinkers in jokes. I mean, why not the Russians – drinking is pretty much their middle name. Why not the British – after all, its not called the Churchill gene for nothing. Well, in any case, in tribute to all things Irish, here’s a number of jokes I’ve assembled to brighten your day. And if you’re Irish, just comment with the next nationality you’d like me to make fun of, and I’ll oblige with pleasure. 
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Read the rest of this entry »
Popularity: 1%
Tags: irish, irish jokes, o'toole, paddy, whiskey
Posted in Jokes, Pictures | 1 Comment »
June 30th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
Posted in Tweets and Twits | No Comments »
June 29th, 2009 10:46pm by sinkpock
Popularity: 1%
Tags: smileys
Posted in Pictures, Sex | 4 Comments »
June 29th, 2009 08:26pm by flipvine
Believe it or not, there actually is such a thing as a golf gun. Apparently there’s a company that just got a patent on them. But that’s not important right now, here’s a good joke for ya
Two mexican detectives are investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. As they’re examining the scene of the crime, the first detective asks. “How was he killed?”
The second answers “With a golf gun.”
“A golf gun? What is a golf gun?!” exclaimed the first detective.
The second says “I do not know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!”
Popularity: 1%
Tags: golf, joke, mexican
Posted in Jokes | No Comments »
June 29th, 2009 06:15pm by flipvine
I’ve always vehemently defended my opinion that donuts are holey. But I’ve never taken to quite this extreme. This goes as far as proving, unequivocally, that they’re not just holey – but also holy!
Yes, sometimes they ARE that important. Lets also bring back something donut-related from a couple weeks ago:
Also, our researchers have discovered that there IS indeed such a thing as “Kripsy Kreme Fundraising”!
Popularity: 1%
Tags: demotivation posters, donuts, poster, religion
Posted in Pictures | No Comments »
