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Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-05
August 5th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @JohnSatino A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman #
- RT @iStupidx haha, no need 2 save my forsaken soul! I dont want 2 be a Christian, I luv FUCKIN’ hookers, strippers, N’ porn too much.
# - RT @DanCanfield Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. #
- RT @harrisfellman @KayHunter a hot dog tastes better cooked over wood than a mattress – for sure #
- RT @MackLikesCheese @amandablaze Did you have sex with Elmo again?! How many times do I have to tell you he is just a child! #
- RT @amandablaze @MackLikesCheese that’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship #
- my new hobby is doing detective work on private twitter conversations and inside jokes
# - #iwillneverforget that.. umm.. damn it, i forgot what i was gonna say #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Bumper Sticker: “Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped!” (via @DiamondSharp) #
- RT @funnyoneliners: Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you’re covered. (via @GiggleFlower) #
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I’ma Bust Dat Ass
August 4th, 2009 09:02pm by sinkpock
Slapp Slapp Slapp Slapp Slapp Slapp Slapp Slapp
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What 3rd Graders have to say about Hores
August 4th, 2009 07:19pm by flipvineThis is an oldie-but-goodie, just came across it in my “permanently funny” file and figured I’d share it again.
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