September 10th, 2009 03:15pm by flipvine
Just got another one from the same friend that sent me the “reason to stop drinking” joke:
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”
The bartender asks “Are you having a bad day?”
The guy says, “Nope, I’m celebrating my first blowjob!”
The bartender congradulates him and says, “Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house.”
The guy replies, “No thanks, if this doesn’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”
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September 10th, 2009 03:07pm by flipvine
A friend of mine just sent me this excellent joke:
A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke.
The bartender asks why he doesn’t want his usual shot of whiskey.
“I quit drinking” the man replies. Last night I blew chunks.
What’s so horrible about that?” the bartender asks. Everyone gets sick once in a while after a long night of drinking
“No, no,” the man replies. “You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog”
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September 6th, 2009 11:15am by sinkpock
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