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The shortest fairytale ever told
November 6th, 2009 03:15pm by flipvine
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-10-22
October 22nd, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @EdwardNorris Cat in a Box.org – http://bit.ly/3NSYS7 … the "pussy in a box" counterpart to "dick in a box"
# - RT @dudeman718 RT @toptentopten: The Top Ten Most Poisonous Animals in the World: http://bit.ly/OMWXY #
- RT @dmgsouth The Sex-Housework Link – http://bit.ly/307N6G … "For husbands and wives alike, more housework = more sex" – weird! #
- RT @mgimena There's too much blood in my caffeine system. #
- RT @funnyoneliners What do you call a boomerang that won't come back to you? A stick. #
- RT @Trollcats Tell me what you're wearing right now. [PIC] http://tinyurl.com/nwteys #
- RT @broadbandGNRL The only chance is to have extensive therapy for a normal life. Or perhaps a beer. #
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