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• RT @funnyoneliners I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears." He said, "Don't answer it!" (via @1linemadness) #1linemadness #
• @1linemadness Why does a Chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. #1linemadness in reply to 1linemadness #

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• Follow Friday @adamhelfgott @LiquidWeb @mgreenhouse2 @funnyoneliners @dropoutsinc @hoverkraft @ivantumanov #ff #
• @AndyCrofford I think it was the google sitemaps plugin, downloading the latest version and deactivating/activating fixed it in reply to AndyCrofford #
• @dejanaykeyera Oh, I see.. what about CK1 and that whole trend in reply to dejanaykeyera #
• Follow Friday @Blackinkflow @TeeTwitty @hammburger @metrofunk #
• RT @Libra100681 Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up oneself emotionally to another. Male: Playing ball without a cup. #
• RT @brooksbayne i don't like to refer to frozen yogurt as froyo because it makes me think of hobbits with ugly hairy feet. #

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• RT @wrekehavoc @alizasherman: Seen in NYC: Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Then why aren't you dead yet? #funny #
• RT @jimmyfallon @garyvee Shout out to the people at Lucky Strike tonight! <– right around the corner from me, hope all had a good time! #
• RT @recnamorcen Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". #oneliner #
• @dejanaykeyera cologne smells better to you cause cologne is meant to attract girls in reply to dejanaykeyera #
• RT @funnyoneliners Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. R.A.Heinlein (@ComfyPaws) #

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• @AndyCrofford gotcha, glad it wasn't anything serious, i had a problem upgrading a plugin since I upgraded to 2.8, but nothing w/ WP itself in reply to AndyCrofford #
• RT @funnyoneliners Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time. #

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• RT @funnyoneliners:I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. (via @GaLiNd3z) #
• RT @Glinner:The internet, where men are men and the women are most likely men. (via @Twistedlilkitty) #
• @AndyCrofford what kind of issues did you have with WP 2.8? I just upgraded and it seem ok so far.. in reply to AndyCrofford #

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