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• RT @cerritos_pr Slightly famous Billy Mays passed away. If you ask me, it was the ShamWow guy. I guess we won’t know until he confesses. LOL #
• RT @HHarding Well they always say deaths come in threes, but leave it to Billy Mays to throw in a fourth for free #

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• RT @LifeQuips (via @luvstampin): wondering why my husband would look in the fridge and dishwasher for his missing car keys??? #

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• Woot! Follow Friday @1linemadness @funnyoneliners @Blackinkflow @Sandvichorg @NuttyNewswire @ScienceTweets @dejanaykeyera @RuthLeslieRDH #ff #
• RT @comedybot Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. -Steven Wright #

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• is it too soon for Michael Jackson jokes? is the post-cardiac-arrest-coma-death moratorium still on? #
• RT @RuthLeslieRDH Clean, healthy mouth after sex. CloSYS kills bacteria that cause infection… http://www.closys.com <- thanks for the tip! #
• I’m seeing follow friday mayhem occuring, and its not even friday yet on the east coast? chilll people, chill! #
• @georgezhao oh shieeeeet.. another Rudy’s fan! do you know they have a calendar (don’t know if they every published it).. centerfolds… in reply to georgezhao #

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• RT @deemurthy New high school slang, facebook means oral sex, and myspace means sex, what does twitter mean? <- a hand-job in a strip club! #

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