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• Poster – SLUTS – one in twelve ain’t bad http://su.pr/2s4Y3c #
• Ever wonder how they came up with pokemon names? lmao, hillarity : http://su.pr/2cwMXH #
• Thanks for the mentions! @karenwaller_ins @ammadwilliams @wugambina @gldnangl @therealjwhite @adamhelfgott @libra100681 @laughslast #
• RT @kevin_nealon Hypochodriac Thought For The Day: What if my ‘taint’ is really a ’tis’? #
• Thanks for the RTs @astrowebgirl @bradgal check out http://flipvine.com/blog/ and http://flipvine.com/posters/ #
• RT @mgimena : Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? <- thats an oldie but goodie #
• RT @_McLaughlin: The question we all ask – Is Michael Jackson Still Dead – the answer! http://ismichaeljacksonstilldead.com #

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• RT @mgimena: Join the Army. Meet interesting people, and kill them. #
• RT @laughslast: A fool and his money are a girl's best friend #
• Did you know that banging your head against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour? #
• Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading. #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think "I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of his butt"? #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. #
• RT @sargedunn1 RT @laughslast: Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. #
• WHAT IS THAT? – its the milk you could be saving with geico http://su.pr/7CG4Cg #
• Mental note to self: don't set crotch on fire like this guy. http://su.pr/2rp5MN #
• Thanks for the RTs @adamhelfgott and @laughslast #

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• RT @JohnSatino A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman #
• RT @iStupidx haha, no need 2 save my forsaken soul! I dont want 2 be a Christian, I luv FUCKIN’ hookers, strippers, N’ porn too much. #
• RT @DanCanfield Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. #
• RT @harrisfellman @KayHunter a hot dog tastes better cooked over wood than a mattress – for sure #
• RT @MackLikesCheese @amandablaze Did you have sex with Elmo again?! How many times do I have to tell you he is just a child! #
• RT @amandablaze @MackLikesCheese that’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship #
• my new hobby is doing detective work on private twitter conversations and inside jokes #
• #iwillneverforget that.. umm.. damn it, i forgot what i was gonna say #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Bumper Sticker: “Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped!” (via @DiamondSharp) #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you’re covered. (via @GiggleFlower) #

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• Poster – DOG ARTHRITIS has been cured, and it only takes 5 baloons http://su.pr/1YRAtS #
• RT @NuttyNewswire: The Unthinkable Flavors of Japanese Ice Cream: Eel, horse, chichen wing, oyster, pit viper? http://bit.ly/17gqT0 #wtf #
• RT @LifeQuips: If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. ~David Carradine #
• How weird, story about earthquake in Baja California, Mexico is gone from everywhere but the BBC: http://su.pr/30IMXq #
• RT @CalFireNews Four large Earthquakes rock Baja California – No Tsunami Alert: Earthquake Location MapCredit: NOAA.. http://bit.ly/kzoO0 #
• Hello, 911? Can you give my number to the officer please? lol http://su.pr/2CQQUb #
• RT @gansettbeach: RT @funnyoneliners: Ratify – To cast a spell and turn someone into a rodent. #joke #
• RT @westoflondon: If I stick an eighth of hash up my arse to go through airport security, can a sniffer dog smell it? I’m asking 4 a friend. #
• RT @HoSpirit: RT @Pendulum668 @capnkindbud wtf is a foot penis??? <- I dunno, but here’s a fruit penis: http://su.pr/2yfVX2 #
• RT @copyblogger: “You can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.” ~Jack London <- or find a “muse” IN a club #
• Thanks for the RTs/responses: @LastHopeInc @carlibontrager @ZAGrrl @GldnAngl @riyel27 @twr_me @primadonna11 @HoSpirit #
• RT @Libra100681: Merely having an open mind iz nothing <- yes, an open mind is a terrible thing to waste http://su.pr/1fe4dG lol #
• RT @broadbandGNRL: She was the toast of the town with her blonde hair and triple-D fun bags, what a weekend. <- didja make grilled cheese? #
• Damn, @hootsuite is such a damn well-thought-through twitter client, started using it yesterday (or the day before) already in love with it! #
• Poster – STOP – in the name of love! http://su.pr/1sazSI #
• Poster – KILT – is how you say commando is Scotland http://su.pr/32IOQp #
• RT @NuttyNewswire: Family visits 52 zoos in 52 weeks, traveling 22,000 miles http://bit.ly/nvbQX #wtf <- those crazy tourists! #
• “Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields <- lol except for: http://ow.ly/iZbu #
• “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” – Tara Reid <- thats such an awesome quote on so many levels #
• RT @biswasdiener Take a visually fun test to fin out your pleasure quotient and get tips for increasing your pleasure http://bit.ly/lyNeg #
• RT @comedybot To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. -Steven Wright #
• RT @soulshow: RT @tearn RT @HermosaPier Memo to self.: Stay away from Knife wielding drunks at 1:30 in the morning. Stay safe my friends. #

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• Poster – SUPERMAN AT 40 – flipvine posters http://su.pr/9NT3CC #
• RT @LifeQuips Who Let the Cows Out? http://bit.ly/1V1FLH #
• RT @AlphaMares Before you criticize the younger generation …remember who raised them. <– aliens?! #
• I upgraded to #HootSuite 2.0 because thats what I do on days that end in Y. http://hootsuite.com/upgrade #
• Pet Strollers – pet obesity predicted to increase 10-fold http://su.pr/2zCkN7 #
• RT @suprlatina: POW!!!! Lol http://twitgoo.com/2074x – ahaha.. that’ll go well with this: http://su.pr/1nUCI6 #
• RT @mashable: Forget the Apple Tablet, Try the MacBook Cake [Pics] – http://bit.ly/15pbn0 .. hehe.. that’s just crapple: http://su.pr/5nd55L #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. #
• RT @comedybot: My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. -Jay London ? #
• RT @CheekyQuotes: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein #
• RT @blissandstuff Ever wanted to make slow walking people disappear? There’s an app for that. #iPhone #
• RT @funniness Rare Bugatti EB110 crashed at Bavaria Racing event in Moscow #funny http://bit.ly/fT3vd <- In Soviet Russia Bugatti crashes u #

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