After reports the animal had tried to attack a local boy, the police enticed it onto their boat and headed out into the bay to try and drop it off.
On their way out the boat’s lights flashed, the emergency pump and other equipment began turning on and off and the boat lurched from side to side.
The curious deputies left the boat’s bridge to check it out and found the sea lion sitting in the foul-weather steering station below and randomly flicking switches.
I wasn’t aware that sea lions attack small children. I always thought of them as calm and friendly creatures. Shows how much I know, apparently. I cant say I knew they could drive boats either though, so perhaps this lion was a special case.
I now have an image I’d like to share because it’s funny and well, I’d like to share it!
That, and I doubt ill ever have a more appropriate transition into doing so…
hahaha
his fucking FACE
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