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If I can’t abuse my bartender my wife will have to do

June 21st, 2009 03:27am by stultzie

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A Spanish bar is encouraging clients to insult its staff – and offering free drinks for original or hilarious abuse.

“When you come in after work, you can swear at them and call them bastard or imbecile,” said client Antonio Ossa.

He told state news agency EFE the promotion by the Casa Pocho bar, in the southern town of Cullera near Valencia, seemed like a good idea to him.

Polish-born bar owner Bernard Mariusz said he thought people needed somewhere to release their frustrations at a time of economic crisis, employing the Spanish language’s rich store of earthy obscenities.

“That way they won’t let it out on their family,” he said.

-Reuters

Refreshing, no? I enjoy the idea of receiving complimentary beverages for, “hilarious abuse”. I also like that there is a place where abuse can be what it truly is, and was meant to be; hilarious. I think they could take it further though. Create an abuse-o-meter maybe to stimulate creativity. Something classic like,  ‘fuckhead’  or in poor taste like ‘cum-guzzling-faggot’ could warrant a well drink, accusing the bartender of being the milkman’s bastard child could be rewarded with a specialty cocktail of sorts and if you get them to attack you, and/or quit, I’m thinking top shelf allllllllllllll night. Especially if the attack is physical.

I suppose all of this could prevent the working individual from taking their frustrations out on their loved ones (as the owner speculates it will).

Just might work!

Well,  if your home life can be summed up in the below image, it may be successful.

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These drawings sure are great, no?

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Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men

June 19th, 2009 06:03pm by stultzie

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A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.

The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.

Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.

She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.

After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect. Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.

Finally, local police identified the offender and arrested her.

At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.

“It was great,” the unnamed man said.

“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me.”

Earlier today in my pink light brothel post, I  scoffed at the concept of women forcing sex upon men. Assuming you are too lazy to read  this brief and ridiculous article, I’d like you to take the time to at least read the last two sentences. Even after being drugged and having trauma inflicted upon his penis, this man thought it was, “great”.

I rest my case.


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Amsterdam’s first “pink light” brothel

June 19th, 2009 03:01pm by stultzie

Bruno opens Amsterdam pink light brothel

“For too long, guys coming here from around the world have been forced to have sex with women…”

Forced, of course.

Love it.
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Twitter Bath Death

June 19th, 2009 03:00pm by flipvine

Deadly Twitter accident.  Has this kind of thing happened before?

A teenage girl was electrocuted after dropping her laptop into the bath as she twittered in the tub.

Police said they believed Maria Barbu, 17, had tried to plug in her laptop with wet hands after the battery died during a long session on social networking site Twitter as she took a soak at her home in Brasov, central Romania.

She was found dead by her parents with the laptop lying next to her.

Twitter Bath DeathRemember how about a month ago we had just 1 Swine Flu fatality?  Well, if this unfortunate Twitter death happened before that first Swine Flu death – then we could’ve claimed that Twitter is deadlier than Swine Flu!

I wonder if there’s any way to measure how much time people are spending burning time away on Twitter vs. how much time people take off to get over the Swine Flu? ;)

Oh, and another thing I’m wondering – and this is a little bit morbid, where did the author of the original article at the Austrian Times get that picture of the girl in bathtub with a laptop?  I certainly hope its not the profile picture of the actual girl that died. Or what would be even more morbid is if it was a picture she put on twitpic during the mentioned “long session on Twitter”.

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