There’s a lot about this bike that just doesn’t add up. I’m not even concerned about the absence of handlebars, really; I mean, where the hell are the pedals? After trying to visualize how one could even attempt to ride such a contraption, I’ve come to the conclusion that an item like this is solely meant to be groped, molested and humped at high speeds.
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Bruno opens Amsterdam pink light brothel
“For too long, guys coming here from around the world have been forced to have sex with women…”
Forced, of course.
Love it.
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I don’t even know this woman but I hate her.
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Tattoo gone wrong: Stars and gripes forever? | Oddly Enough | Reuters.
Forget being the first to pass out (heaven forbid with one’s shoes off) at a party, passing out in the midst of getting tattooed makes a few sharpie dicks to the face look like a welcomed prank. The removal of inked genitalia is hardly a medical procedure as is the case with this unfortunate Belgian teen.
Sucks to be her.
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Ok, fine, but I thought Jesus was the alpha child, the true heir. Maybe it was the alcohol that caused me to be both amused and skeptical of this claim, but I don’t think contending the throne of The Late J.C. is gonna be my heavenly IN. I just don’t.
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