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July 16th, 2009 02:20pm by stultzieMilitary Robot Feeds On Dead Bodies
July 15th, 2009 03:37pm by stultzie
EATR
…clever, and ridiculously fitting.
A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies.
Robotic Technology Inc.’s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot — that’s right, “EATR” — “can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable,” reads the company’s Web site.
That “biomass” and “other organically-based energy sources” wouldn’t necessarily be limited to plant material — animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they’d be plentiful in a war zone. (more…)
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For Those Who Can’t Walk…
July 15th, 2009 03:00pm by stultzie
Midget Wrestlers Drugged by Hookers
July 14th, 2009 04:41pm by stultzie
La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.
RIP
Apparently it is common in Mexico for prostitutes to drug and rob their ‘clients’, as was the case with these two luchadores.
The drugs, most likely intended to knock them out, unfortunately proved to be fatal.
Silly hookers…
giving midgets ‘big people’ doses of drugs…
tisk tisk
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Dead Fish Bitch
July 11th, 2009 07:00am by stultzie
Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.
The “Amora sex academy” that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan, “Finally — an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything.”
The show features several life-sized plastic models, naked and in various positions. One female mannequin lights up when touched in the right spot. A voice shrieks “That’s it!” when the visitor manages to put his finger on the elusive G-spot.
Practice makes perfect, no?
…even when it is stiff, cold and unresponsive, apparently.
They claim the mannequins speak when one hits the ‘right spot’, though, so perhaps they are responsive (sadly more so than some females).
LADIES!
Don’t let plastic outdo you!
If there is one thing I’ve taken from this article, it’s that the ladies need to assert themselves! Talking mannequins are a step away from A.I. sex partners, and if they were to come into development whose fault would that be? Every dead fish bitch out there that makes their partner have to guess. Sorry! Just saying. And no I don’t mean fake it! Be constructive…be honest! Think about it though…they don’t have scrotums that reward you for superior juggling. Only women cluing in, otherwise lost and confused, men! Seriously though…models of women with fabricated talking g spots?
TERRIBLE!
What, oh what, has the sex world come to?
andddddddd btw
if you’re offended…
you’re obviously a dead fish bitch!
check yo’self…
because you’re the problem!
(and you’re the kind of girl I would push out of bed)
((unlike Megan Fox…or Lucy Lawless, who are obviously A+) (more…)
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