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Interview Puzzle – A moral dilemma worth thinking about ;)

September 17th, 2009 04:38pm by flipvine

busstopA friend of mine sent me this little moral dilemma puzzle story. I don’t know what kind of job they were hiring for, I certainly hope it wasn’t a livery driver position or something of that sort. In any case, read on for a good laugh:

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS……………….

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: ‘I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.’

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to ‘Think Outside of the Box.’

HOWEVER…., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

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Why I Fired My Secretary

September 16th, 2009 03:10pm by flipvine

secretaryLast week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.”

I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!”

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.”

I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !”

We went to lunch.. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We?”

I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind ?” She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.”

“Ok.” I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there.

On the couch.

Naked.

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5 Shots of Jack will cure anything

September 10th, 2009 03:15pm by flipvine

Just got another one from the same friend that sent me the “reason to stop drinking” joke:

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me 5 shots of Jack!”

The bartender asks “Are you having a bad day?”

The guy says, “Nope, I’m celebrating my first blowjob!”

The bartender congradulates him and says, “Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house.”

The guy replies, “No thanks, if this doesn’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

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A reason to stop drinking

September 10th, 2009 03:07pm by flipvine

A friend of mine just sent me this excellent joke:

A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke.

The bartender asks why he doesn’t want his usual shot of whiskey.

“I quit drinking” the man replies. Last night I blew chunks.

What’s so horrible about that?” the bartender asks. Everyone gets sick once in a while after a long night of drinking

“No, no,” the man replies. “You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog”

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Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-28

August 28th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine

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