I can’t remember where I got this joke, but it sounds like a Playboy Party Joke honestly, just don’t ask me to quote the exact issue.
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 10 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She enticed him to come in, took him by the hand and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the best sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?” “Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.” He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.” The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
By the way, the picture on the right is a direct screenshot from the USPS website 
Although to be honest, the chick looks like she’s a fan of UPS (brown t-shirt, yeah, yeah, tired joke, i know).
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When I was sent this picture, it was titled “A dog riding a bicycle”. But if you look carefully, you’ll notice that the dog is not riding a bicycle at all. The dog is riding a human, who is riding the bicycle. How can I tell? Well how else do you explain the paw-on-the-shoulder? Its not like the dog is in the middle of performing a vulcan nerve pinch. Clearly the dog is steering the human! 
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