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Tweets and Twits for 2009-06-26

June 26th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
  • is it too soon for Michael Jackson jokes? is the post-cardiac-arrest-coma-death moratorium still on? #
  • RT @RuthLeslieRDH Clean, healthy mouth after sex. CloSYS kills bacteria that cause infection… http://www.closys.com <- thanks for the tip! #
  • I’m seeing follow friday mayhem occuring, and its not even friday yet on the east coast? chilll people, chill! ;) #
  • @georgezhao oh shieeeeet.. another Rudy’s fan! do you know they have a calendar (don’t know if they every published it).. centerfolds… in reply to georgezhao #

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Seen around town: bizzare social network screenshot

June 25th, 2009 11:29pm by flipvine

22KE7Ok, I won’t even try to analyze that one with any kind of sense of humor.  Take it or leave it.  One thing I do have to point out however – “Mood : Writin’ Songs” .. umm.. I hope they’re songs about being a sexually active bi-racial human being. lol.

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Where is Jesus Today?

June 25th, 2009 01:19pm by flipvine

knock knock jesusNo, this joke has nothing to do with Microsoft (where you do you want to go today) or Waldo (where is waldo) or “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego”.

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”

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Two Nuns and The Blind Man

June 25th, 2009 12:52pm by flipvine

nun-legsI swore to myself that I’ll stop making jokes about nuns after I saw the movie Bad Liutenant – but this is a rather good one that I couldn’t stop myself from sharing with you all :-D

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

“Nice gazongas,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”

And I appologize, I couldn’t get any pictures of nude nuns painting so I figured that picture up there will at least set the mood appropriately, even if it isn’t totally in line with the topic of this joke ;)

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Tweets and Twits for 2009-06-25

June 25th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
  • RT @deemurthy New high school slang, facebook means oral sex, and myspace means sex, what does twitter mean? <- a hand-job in a strip club! #

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