- RT @1linemadness: Who’s the most popular guy at a nude beach? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts. #
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-07-07
July 7th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
Mime Haiku
July 6th, 2009 08:19pm by flipvine
What’s that over there?
Not a bull, but a person
For me to lasso.
Oh help me! Help me!
This box is getting smaller!
Oh wait, you don’t care.
Look at me, friend. I”m
A kabuki referee.
No, I’m a mime, dick.
Guess what animal
I am. No, not that, not that.
Nope. I was a frog.
Before I tell you
Why I wear a skin-tight shirt,
Is it cold in here?
Wow, how can I dance
On the sun, you ask? Because
It’s made of cardboard.
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-07-05
July 5th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @sargedunn1 Bumper Snicker: “Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.” #funnys. #
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