This is an oldie-but-goodie, just came across it in my “permanently funny” file and figured I’d share it again.
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-04
August 4th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- Poster – DOG ARTHRITIS has been cured, and it only takes 5 baloons http://su.pr/1YRAtS #
- RT @NuttyNewswire: The Unthinkable Flavors of Japanese Ice Cream: Eel, horse, chichen wing, oyster, pit viper? http://bit.ly/17gqT0 #wtf #
- RT @LifeQuips: If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. ~David Carradine #
- How weird, story about earthquake in Baja California, Mexico is gone from everywhere but the BBC: http://su.pr/30IMXq #
- RT @CalFireNews Four large Earthquakes rock Baja California – No Tsunami Alert: Earthquake Location MapCredit: NOAA.. http://bit.ly/kzoO0 #
- Hello, 911? Can you give my number to the officer please? lol http://su.pr/2CQQUb #
- RT @gansettbeach: RT @funnyoneliners: Ratify – To cast a spell and turn someone into a rodent. #joke #
- RT @westoflondon: If I stick an eighth of hash up my arse to go through airport security, can a sniffer dog smell it? I’m asking 4 a friend. #
- RT @HoSpirit: RT @Pendulum668 @capnkindbud wtf is a foot penis??? <- I dunno, but here’s a fruit penis: http://su.pr/2yfVX2 #
- RT @copyblogger: “You can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.” ~Jack London <- or find a “muse” IN a club #
- Thanks for the RTs/responses: @LastHopeInc @carlibontrager @ZAGrrl @GldnAngl @riyel27 @twr_me @primadonna11 @HoSpirit #
- RT @Libra100681: Merely having an open mind iz nothing <- yes, an open mind is a terrible thing to waste http://su.pr/1fe4dG lol #
- RT @broadbandGNRL: She was the toast of the town with her blonde hair and triple-D fun bags, what a weekend. <- didja make grilled cheese? #
- Damn, @hootsuite is such a damn well-thought-through twitter client, started using it yesterday (or the day before) already in love with it! #
- Poster – STOP – in the name of love! http://su.pr/1sazSI #
- Poster – KILT – is how you say commando is Scotland http://su.pr/32IOQp #
- RT @NuttyNewswire: Family visits 52 zoos in 52 weeks, traveling 22,000 miles http://bit.ly/nvbQX #wtf <- those crazy tourists! #
- “Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields <- lol except for: http://ow.ly/iZbu #
- “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” – Tara Reid <- thats such an awesome quote on so many levels #
- RT @biswasdiener Take a visually fun test to fin out your pleasure quotient and get tips for increasing your pleasure http://bit.ly/lyNeg #
- RT @comedybot To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. -Steven Wright #
- RT @soulshow: RT @tearn RT @HermosaPier Memo to self.: Stay away from Knife wielding drunks at 1:30 in the morning. Stay safe my friends. #
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Hello, 911? Can you give my number to the officer please? lol
August 3rd, 2009 05:02pm by flipvineJust came across this little clip of a woman calling 911 to give a police officer her phone number. I wonder if its a prank call of if she was sincere lmao.
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My baby has gas! Toot!
August 3rd, 2009 01:59pm by flipvine
This has got to be one of the weirdest ads I have ever seen! “My baby has gas! toot!” lmao First thing I thought when I saw the ad is how funny it would look on a t-shirt.
And that’s quite a cloud of gas that baby’s got over its head. Perhaps proper ventilation is in order – or maybe recycling all that methane to heat the house in the winter 
The ad leads to a pretty reasonable article but I think they’re probably getting more clickthroughs from folks that see comedy in the ad rather than a resource for moms.
I wonder if Twitter Moms are anything like Mommy Bloggers (Loren Feldman of 1938media has something to say about them 
)
The next funniest ad I’ve seen is the Trojan Extansy ad, which is in a completely different category, but equally bizzare.
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Shame on you Dr. Doctor
August 2nd, 2009 02:17pm by flipvine
I just found this great joke, heh, still laughing as I’m typing this:
A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betraal were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuraning voice in his head that said, “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients.”
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. “You are a sick bastard,” it whispered, “and a terrible veterinarian.”
Seems like a Playboy Party Joke kinda joke, but I can’t vouch for that.
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