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• RT @mgimena: Join the Army. Meet interesting people, and kill them. #
• RT @laughslast: A fool and his money are a girl's best friend #
• Did you know that banging your head against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour? #
• Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading. #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think "I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of his butt"? #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. #
• RT @sargedunn1 RT @laughslast: Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. #
• WHAT IS THAT? – its the milk you could be saving with geico http://su.pr/7CG4Cg #
• Mental note to self: don't set crotch on fire like this guy. http://su.pr/2rp5MN #
• Thanks for the RTs @adamhelfgott and @laughslast #

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• RT @JohnSatino A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman #
• RT @iStupidx haha, no need 2 save my forsaken soul! I dont want 2 be a Christian, I luv FUCKIN’ hookers, strippers, N’ porn too much. #
• RT @DanCanfield Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. #
• RT @harrisfellman @KayHunter a hot dog tastes better cooked over wood than a mattress – for sure #
• RT @MackLikesCheese @amandablaze Did you have sex with Elmo again?! How many times do I have to tell you he is just a child! #
• RT @amandablaze @MackLikesCheese that’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship #
• my new hobby is doing detective work on private twitter conversations and inside jokes #
• #iwillneverforget that.. umm.. damn it, i forgot what i was gonna say #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Bumper Sticker: “Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped!” (via @DiamondSharp) #
• RT @funnyoneliners: Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you’re covered. (via @GiggleFlower) #

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