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Archive for September, 2010
Bittersweet
September 14th, 2010 04:50pm by flipvineI thought long and hard for a one-word way to say “happy and sad”. The motivation for such deep thoughts? This joke:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology then he turned to his wife and said, ‘Honey, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.’
She said, ‘You have the biggest dick of all your friends’.
Also, found this great venn diagram on boingboing regarding the concept of “bittersweet”, and apparently its also available as a t-shirt:
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What happens in dark corners, stays in dark corners
September 13th, 2010 04:33pm by flipvine
Can’t take credit for this one, read it in Maxim and liked it so much I had to share it:
A man comes out of a bar and hears a woman call from a dark area in the parking lot: “Twenty dollars.” Feeling frisky, he goes for it.
A little while into getting his groove on, a policeman pulls in and shines his patrol car headlights right on the two humping away. The cop yells, “Hey! What are you doing?”
The man yells back, “Having sex with my wife!”
The policeman says, “Sorry, I didn’t know!”
The man replies, “Neither did I till you turned on your headlights.”
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