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Archive for September, 2009
I want his job, but don’t know the first thing about yoga
September 22nd, 2009 11:54pm by flipvine
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Why its important to have good health insurance ;)
September 21st, 2009 03:27pm by flipvine
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.
“Oh my GOD!” screamed the woman. “That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?”
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
“Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay,” said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, “Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?”
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: “Same illness, better insurance..”
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Tweets and Twits for 2009-09-21
September 21st, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @DiamondSharp Bumper Sticker: "If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?" #
- RT @Lizzie360 Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. #
- RT @funnyoneliners BIGAMIST — A heavy fog in Italy (via @libertygirl3) #
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