- RT @funnyoneliners Man: "How do you prepare your chicken?" Waiter: "There's nothing special…We just flat out tell em they're gonna die." #
- RT @mgimena: Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. #
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Archive for August, 2009
Tweets and Twits for 2009-08-12
August 12th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine
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August 11th, 2009 03:19pm by flipvineTweets and Twits for 2009-08-11
August 11th, 2009 12:00pm by flipvine- RT @funnyoneliners Hit the sack has a whole different meaning in the world of martial arts. (via @xrayedman) #
- RT @xrayedman Med Fact O/T day: Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open-and it’s impossible not to at least micro-fart when you sneeze. #
- What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? .. Santa Claus walking backwards #lol #
- RT @mgimena Atheism is a non-prophet organization in reply to mgimena #
- RT @mgimena Auntie Em, Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog, Dorothy <- lmao in reply to mgimena #
- RT @lydahl man blames child porn collection on cat: http://su.pr/1kVHrw #LOL – here’s the suspect: http://su.pr/5qK3qc #
- just installed @Adium 1.4 beta http://adium.im/beta – Twitter support is interesting, but can’t figure out how to search or look at mentions #
- @LiLBellachka “Wat a hot day, thank god my ass is sitting in an airconditioned office SUKERS” – where’s the rest of you sitting? in reply to LiLBellachka #
- RT @JayCataldo Slip N Slide on CRACK! >> http://tinyurl.com/ks26f6 <you have to watch this vid #
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