For some unknown reason, I’m really good at finding ridiculous drunk news stories…
AND HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.
A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
A drunk badger shitting in the middle of the road is news?
Love it.
For the sake of shits and giggles while we’re on the topic of badgers…
Remember this classic internet-crack throwback?
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Oh god, next thing you know we’ll be busting out Magical Trevor and the Star Wars gangsta rap on our audience, the horror!
ha, or hitler’s biggie smalls rap