I’m not sure what it is about the Irish that they always wind up being such tremendous drinkers in jokes. I mean, why not the Russians – drinking is pretty much their middle name. Why not the British – after all, its not called the Churchill gene for nothing. Well, in any case, in tribute to all things Irish, here’s a number of jokes I’ve assembled to brighten your day. And if you’re Irish, just comment with the next nationality you’d like me to make fun of, and I’ll oblige with pleasure. 
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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