Lets take a look at the standard Swiss Army knife, shall we? Victorinox certainly knows how to pack a lot of features into a little tool. Recently I came across a photo of a circa Cold War Russian Army knife and let me tell you, with all honesty, I think its photoshopped. Take a look here on the right.
I mean seriously, everybody knows Russians drink vodka – and you don’t need corkscrews to open vodka bottles! I think this is probably an Italian Army knife, or maybe a French Army knife – perhaps rebranded for a spy or something like that. ;)
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In the US, by official government decree, the news media can’t say “Swine Flu” anymore. They have to say H1N1. It looks like the 
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
