Lets face it, America is a nation of excess. Take a look at the kid on the right over here. He’s gonna grow up to be the Michelin Man, but right now he’s eating at McDonalds!
In any case, I’ll save the monologue for when I have a show just like Steve Colbert – but for now read on for an unnerving expose into the dark underbelly of America, our addiction to McDonalds and BURGERS!
That's what they're really serving us.
And sometimes its hard to get us in the door without something a little more enticing than a burger!
And whatever we're eating at McDonalds, whether it be burgers or Ho's, fries are a necessary side!
Heh, and more is always better
So what if we're messy eaters? Most of the time we eat when we're drunk or high anyways 
Sometimes we even eat babies - veal anyone?
And we think we're the best - and of course we are!
I mean, who could turn away from that?
So kids, did you learn your lesson? Thats right, we’re lazy fat asses. I’m off to Mickey-Dees – gonna hit the walk-through cause I have no car. Plus the folks over there are too lazy to spell it out for me anyways
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