I swore to myself that I’ll stop making jokes about nuns after I saw the movie Bad Liutenant – but this is a rather good one that I couldn’t stop myself from sharing with you all 
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice gazongas,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”
And I appologize, I couldn’t get any pictures of nude nuns painting so I figured that picture up there will at least set the mood appropriately, even if it isn’t totally in line with the topic of this joke 
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